you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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