the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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