Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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