thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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