who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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