butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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