What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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