I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize
