We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have feelings that need drinking.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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