I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
