Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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