I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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