Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
