What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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