youre lurking in front of me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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