He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
