i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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