new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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