everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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