I will die if light touches me.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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