we have officially lost it.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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