Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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