its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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