I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
well you can't waste a boner
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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