I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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