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God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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