Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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