Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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