Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We had to coat check the pizza.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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