He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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