...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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