Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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