This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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