Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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