i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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