do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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