Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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