so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same