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• (518): View more from New York

  Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT

  (912): View more from Georgia

  WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?

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• (718): View more from New York

  I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.

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