That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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