is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
