she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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