idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
God, I missed his penis.
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