So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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