i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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