I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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