Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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