To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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