who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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