Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
