he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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