all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
