We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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