butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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