I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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