Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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