so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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