I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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