Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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