Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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