brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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