Don't make out with my wife yet
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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