Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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