So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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